WELCOME
TO
PRAYERS
OF
VIGILANCE
THE
VigilanceVoice
The
Prayers
Below
Are
Ecumenical
In
Design.
We
hope
not
to
offend
any
religion
or
belief
system,
and
pray
you
will
see
the
Children's
Voice
in
any
prayer
offered
to
the
Great
Power
known
as
God
by
many
different
names
and
through
many
different
customs.
But
the
God
we
offer
our
prayers
to
is
the
one
who
believes
in
more
Good
than
Bad,
more
Right
than
Wrong,
and
more
Justice
than
Injustice.
Below
is
a
conversation
with
God,
as
we
see
God.
We
are
sure,
"more
will
be
revealed!"
Conversations
With
God
October
5,
2001
“Good
Morning,
Sir.”
“You
don’t
have
to
call
Me
Sir,
my
son,
you
can
call
Me
God
Sir!”
God
laughed
uproariously.
He
pointed
at
the
ancient,
wooden
chair
for
me
sit.
“Okay,
God
Sir!”
“I
was
just
kidding,
Cliff.
Can’t
you
take
a
joke?”
“No
Sir.
I
Mean,
yes
Sir.
I
mean,
I’m
a
little
intimidated
by
your
presence,
Sir.”
“Yeah,
most
people
are.
That’s
too
bad.
I’m
really
everyone’s
buddy
and
pal
and
friend.
But
people
think
because
of
who
I
am,
they
have
to
stand
back,
keep
their
distance,
kowtow
to
ME.”
“But
if
you’re
All
Powerful,
Omnipotent,
shouldn’t
they
respect
your
power?”
“You
mean,
like
they
do
a
Terrorist?
Like
I
could
strike
them
dead
with
lightening
if
they
pissed
ME
off?”
He
laughed
again.
The
earth
shook.
I
grabbed
hold
of
the
chair’s
arms
and
felt
the
worn
indention
of
others’
fingers
who
had
gripped
the
chair
before
me.
“Well,
I
didn’t
mean
it
fearfully,
Sir.
I
meant
it
respectfully.
Respectful
of
your
power,
Sir.”
“That’s
absurd,
Cliff.
So
many
people
pretend
to
be
respectful
when
they
are
really
just
afraid
of
ME.
They
treat
ME
like
I
had
a
gun
in
my
pocket,
and
if
they
say
or
do
anything
wrong,
I’m
going
to
pull
it
out
and
shoot
them.
Or
strike
them
with
some
terrible
disease
or
cast
a
plague
upon
the
earth.
Or,
most
recently,
that
I
let
the
Terrorists
kill
a
lot
of
innocent
people
at
the
World
Trade
Center
and
the
Pentagon,
and
a
field
in
Pennsylvania.
It’s
not
easy
being
blamed
for
every
disaster...for
every
evil
act
of
mankind...for
every
starving
child...for
every
problem
people
have.”
“You
sound
frustrated,
God,
er,
excuse
me,
Sir.”
“Call
ME
Buddy,
Cliff.
I
want
to
be
your
Buddy,
not
your
executioner,
or
your
torture
master,
or
the
cause
of
your
pain
and
problems.
Let
ME
just
be
your
Buddy.
Can
you
call
ME,
Buddy?”
“I’ll
try,
Sir.”
“Say
it,
Cliff.
Say,
‘How
ya
doin’,
Buddy.’
Give
it
a
try.”
“Will
you
strike
ME
with
lightening
if
I
don’t?”
I
grabbed
hold
of
the
chair
arms
tightly,
not
sure
what
His
response
would
be.
God
stared
at
me
for
what
seemed
an
eternity,
then
slapped
His
great
knee.
His
Voice
boomed
so
loudly
through
the
Heavens
the
Angels
jumped
off
their
perches
and
white,
fluffy
feathers
filled
the
air.
God
swatted
at
one
that
hovered
near
his
nose.
“That
was
good,
Cliff.
Now
you’re
getting
the
idea.”
I
relaxed--a
little.
The
sweat
stopped
leaking
out
my
pores.
“I
thought
you
wanted
people
to
serve
you,
God...er...Buddy...and
that
we
were
to
honor
you...bow
and
genuflect
and
kneel
or
face
the
east
and
supplicate?”
“I
didn’t
make
up
those
rules.
Some
human
did.
Over
time,
they
made
up
lots
of
rules.
My
God,
you’d
think
that’s
all
I
had
time
to
do...to
write
rulebooks
for
people
to
pray
to
ME.”
God
folded
his
arms
across
his
chest,
his
face
sour.
“You
didn’t
create
Islam?
Christianity?
Buddhism?
The
Jews?
The
Mormons?
The....“
His
Voice
cut
me
short.
“Cliff,
think
about
it
for
a
minute.
Why
would
I,
Mister
Omnipotent,
All
Powerful
Master
Of
The
Universe,
the
Chief
Executive
Officer
of
all
Creators...why...why
would
I
divide
myself
into
conflicting,
hard-to-understand
parts
so
everyone
would
be
confused
about
the
definition
of
God?
It
would
be
like
cutting
off
my
hand
to
spite
my
ear.
Is
that
the
right
way
to
say
it....?”
God
leaned
forward.
“No,
Sir...I
mean,
Buddy...it’s
cut
off
your
hand
to
spite
your
face.”
“Why,
that
doesn’t
make
any
sense.
Just
like
it
makes
no
sense
I
would
create
a
lot
of
different
ways
to
honor
ME.
Creating
so
many
religious
beliefs
would
be
like
you
talking
to
ME
and
every
other
word
is
in
a
different
language.
I
think
you
humans
have
developed
about
six-hundred
of
them--languages,
dialects.
You
make
communicating
with
one
another
very
hard.
And
human
kind
has
done
a
superb
job
of
mucking
up
religion.
It’s
been
turned
into
exclusive
clubs,
like
those
golf
courses
and
private
clubs
that
keep
out
people
of
different
colors...my
way
or
the
highway...terrible
thinking.
Absolute
confusion.”
“If
you
didn’t
make
up
all
those
religions,
how
come
they
still
exist?
“Lucifer.
The
Fallen
Angel.
I
think
Lucifer
came
up
with
the
idea
of
religion.
It
divided
and
conquered
my
simplicity.
It
pitted
one
religion
against
another.
It
was
the
first
act
of
Spiritual
Terrorism.
See,
Lucifer
figured
he’s
divide
and
conquer.
If
he
got
all
these
different
religions
to
fight
about
Me,
then
he’d
win
them
over
because
I
couldn’t
please
everybody.
And
when
things
happened
like
the
Terrorist
bombing
of
the
World
Trade
Center
or
the
Pentagon...everyone
would
look
up
and
blame
me....Where
Was
God?
How
come
He
let
this
happen?
Yeah,
it
was
Lucifer’s
work
for
sure...killing
people
under
my
name...can’t
get
more
evil
than
that,
right
Cliff?”
“Well,
Buddy,
if
you’re
Omnipotent,
All
Powerful,
the
Creator,
why
don’t
you
just
change
everything
back
to
how
it
was
in
the
beginning.
Just
have
One
God,
one
Religion?”
“I
can’t.”
“I
don’t
understand.”
“I
locked
out
the
program.”
“Locked
out
the
program?
I
don’t
understand.”
I
leaned
forward,
timidly,
of
course.
God
didn’t
seem
to
notice.
“Cliff,
when
you’re
All
Powerful
as
I
am,
you
have
to
be
cautious.
Power
corrupts,
right?
You’ve
heard
that
phrase
I’m
sure,
haven’t
you?”
‘Yes,
Sir...”
“Buddy!
Buddy!”
God
shouted
the
words
at
me.
I
held
on
tightly.
“Give
ME
some
slack,
Cliff.
Call
me
Buddy!”
As
His
Voice
roared,
I
grabbed
my
chair
and
gripped
it
with
all
my
might,
fearful
the
gush
of
wind
from
his
mouth
might
hurl
me
into
another
galaxy.
“Buddy!
Buddy!
Buddy!”
I
yelled
the
words
as
loud
and
fast
as
I
could.
Finally,
God
sat
back,
relaxed,
and
smiled.
The
Fear
in
me
faded
as
his
eyes
seemed
to
cradle
me
like
a
child,
swaying
me
to
and
fro
so
the
pounding
of
my
heart
slowed
and
my
adrenaline
oozed
back
to
its
waiting
chamber.
“Sorry
about
that,
Cliff.
But
I
get
frustrated
too.
My
apologies.
I’ll
work
on
restraint
of
tongue.
But
getting
back
to
the
question
about
locking
out
the
program.
I
owe
you
an
explanation.
When
I
gave
you
humans
Free
Will,
I
thought
a
lot
about
what
would
happen
if
you
denied
ME
as
being
All
Powerful,
Omnipotent,
your
sole
and
singular
Creator.
I
initially
figured
I’d
change
you
back
into
simple
creatures
of
instincts
like
the
birds
and
ants
and
snakes
and
bugs
if
I
got
displeased
with
your
behavior.
Instincts
are
easily
managed,
you
just
watch
your
Creations
follow
them.
Like
watching
one
of
those
toy
electric
trains
go
around
and
around
and
around
and
around
in
the
same
circle.
“But
I
didn’t
do
that
with
you
guys.
Instead,
I
gave
you
a
bonus
to
your
instincts
which
you
all
call
Free
Will.
That
Mazlov
guy
called
it
a
hierarchy
of
needs,
some
triangle
description
of
ME,
like
I
was
a
science
of
the
mind.
I
laughed
when
I
saw
it.
But,
at
lest
it
was
simple,
to
the
point.
Ego,
I
think
he
put
at
the
top.
Or
something
he
called
Self
Actualization.
Like,
where
was
I?
But
I
didn’t
say
anything.
He
had
the
idea.
No
other
Creature
I’ve
ever
created
has
the
power
of
unlimited
choice
that
you
have.
I
gave
you
the
power
to
accept
or
reject
ME.
That
was
very
risky.”
“But
it’s
worked
out,
hasn’t
it...”
I
paused,
careful
to
remember
the
word
Buddy
so
I
wouldn’t
be
tossed
about
by
his
reprimand...”you’re
pleased
with
it,
right
Buddy?
God
looked
at
me
like
I
was
an
ant.
He
just
continued
what
he
was
saying
before
I
interrupted
his
commentary.
“All
the
other
creatures
just
do
their
jobs,
Cliff.
They
all
have
specific
things
to
do
so
they
work
in
perfect
harmony.
I
think
you
call
it
ecological
balance.
Their
primary
mission
is--to
survive.
To
grow
stronger.
To
propagate.
Every
creature
leaves
every
other
creature
alone
unless
its
hungry,
or
threatened.
It’s
a
nice
system,
but
very
boring.
Very,
very,
very
boring.”
“Boring?
I
don’t
understand.”
“Just
imagine
your
ME
and
you
wake
up
every
morning
and
watch
ants
crawl
around,
or
bees
flying
from
flower
to
flower,
or
trees
growing,
or
sprouts
of
grass
shoving
through
the
crust
of
the
earth,
or
creatures
evolving
from
one
thing
to
another
to
maximize
survival.
A
place
for
everything,
and
everything
in
its
place.
Boring,
Cliff.
Boring.
Boring.
Boring.”
He
paused
and
shifted
his
weight.
“Ever
go
into
someone’s
home
where
everything
looks
like
a
museum...everything
is
exactly
where
it
should
be?
You
feel
uncomfortable,
constrained,
uneasy
you’ll
muss
up
things,
don’t
you?
The
museum
grows
sterile
after
a
while
because
it
doesn’t
have
any
character...it’s
constant.
Every
feel
trapped
in
a
place
like
that?”
I
thought
for
minute.
“Sure.
My
Aunt
Dorothy
was
kind
of
like
that.
I
tiptoed
around
her
house.
I
was
afraid
to
sit
on
the
couch
because
I
might
wrinkle
the
fabric.
And
she
always
was
looking
at
you,
watching
what
you
did.
Yeah,
I
know
that
feeling.”
“Well,
Cliff,
when
I
created
the
world,
it
was
like
that.
Perfect
order,
perfect
harmony.
God,
it
was
beautiful
for
a
while.
Then,
I
began
to
predict
what
would
happen
next
because
everything
ran
like
a
clock.
This
bug
did
that...that
bird
flew
here
in
the
winter...the
snow
fell
according
to
schedule...
leaves
went
dormant
at
the
precise
moment
they
were
supposed
to...the
prairie
fires
took
away
the
old
to
make
way
for
the
new...floods
brought
new
silt
to
parched
land.
At
first,
it
was
exciting.
But
eon
after
eon,
it
grew
boring.
Then
that
meteor
crashed
and
froze
the
earth
and
killed
all
the
dinosaurs.
I
liked
the
dinosaurs.
I’m
glad
the
kids
have
brought
them
back.
they
were
so
funny
looking.
But,
again,
time
wore
me
down.
After
millions
and
millions
of
year--can’t
remember
dates
too
well--I
was
going
bonkers.
Same
stuff.
Over
and
over
and
over.
Ecological
balance.
Ecological
balance.
Why,
if
I
hear
one
of
those
Sierra
Club
advocates
say
it
one
more
time....”
God
clipped
his
words.
His
stern
expression
turned
soft...
“Didn’t
really
mean
that,
Cliff...just
that
I
get
a
little
upset
at
myself
for
having
certain
resentments....perfect
order
is
one
of
them...and
ecological
balance
is
a
burr
under
my
sanity
saddle..”
I
couldn’t
help
but
prod
Him.
I
had
to
know
the
answer.
“What
about
locking
up
the
program,
Buddy?
That
was
the
question.
Why
can’t
you
just
change
everything
back
to
the
way
it
was?”
“Hmmmm...getting
a
little
impatient
with
Old
God,
aren’t
you,
Cliff?’
I
grabbed
hold
of
the
chair.
It
was
getting
too
easy
to
talk
to
Him.
I
forgot
for
a
moment
who
He
was.
“Sorry,
Sir.
I
mean,
Buddy.”
“That’s
okay.
I
just
don’t
get
to
talk
to
many
people
like
this,
Cliff.
So
I
ramble
a
bit.
Bear
with
ME.”
“I
will.
Please,
go
on.”
God
smiled.
When
he
did,
I
felt
a
glow
inside.
“So,
about
the
lock
out
program.
Yes.
Yes.
The
lock
out
program.
When
I
created
humans,
I
first
put
them
in
Paradise.
They
were
just
like
all
the
other
creatures.
Boring.
Not
much
difference
between
Matt
and
Eve
in
Paradise
and
an
ant
trucking
around
for
food
every
day
or
a
bird
migrating
or
a
leaf
turning
carbon
dioxide
into
oxygen.
Matt
and
Eve
just
pranced
around
doing
their
job,
which
was
basically
nothing.
They
ate,
they
pooped,
they
talked
to
the
creatures,
they
honored
me.
Why,
after
a
while,
I
could
tell
you
when
Matt
was
going
to
go
Number
One
and
when
Eve
was
going
to
go
Number
Two.
It
was
sooooo
boring.”
I
had
to
smile
to
myself.
The
idea
of
God
getting
bored
watching
Matt
and
Eve
relieve
themselves
struck
me
funny.
“Then
I
had
a
flash
of
brilliance.”
God’s
face
lit
up.
His
eyes
grew
wide
with
excitement
as
He
talked.
“It
was
one
of
those
inspirational
‘moments
that
you
call
an
awakening’.
One
that
changes
everything
from
how
it
was
to
a
whole
new
way
of
life...like
you
guys
are
facing
after
the
Terrorist
attack...a
whole
new
way
of
living,
thinking,
acting.”
“What
was
your
awakening,
Buddy?”
I
felt
my
fingers
tighten
around
the
chair
handle.
It
was
so
odd
calling
Him
Buddy.
But
He
didn’t
flinch,
or
sneer.
Instead
he
smiled
approvingly,
like
He
liked
me,
enjoyed
talking
with
me.
“Ah,
my
moment
of
brilliance.
Yes.
Yes.
Well,
Cliff,
I
jumped
up
with
joy,
excitement.
I
found
a
solution
to
MY
boredom.
I
decided
to
give
you
humans
Free
Will.
Choice.
The
right
to
accept
or
reject
ME.
But,
I
knew
I
might
recant.
I
do
have
an
Ego.
After
all,
I
am
the
Creator!
At
first,
I
figured
if
you
did
things
I
didn’t
like,
I’d
throw
your
asses
back
in
the
Garden
of
Paradise...I’d
turn
you
back
into
mere
instinctive
respondents.”
God
took
a
deep
breath,
and
rolled
his
eyes.
A
concerned
Angel
fluttered
off
its
perch,
but
God
signaled
it
back
to
its
vigilant
roost.
He
continued.
“But
then,
the
more
I
thought
about
it,
the,
the
less
Omnipotent
I
felt.
If
I
was
All
Powerful,
the
One
God,
the
True
Creator,
I
shouldn’t
fear
your
Free
Will.
I
should
be
willing
to
live
with
your
basic
Good,
and
trust
it
would
overcome
your
Arrogance.
So,
when
I
gave
you
Free
Will,
I
locked
out
any
changes
on
the
program.
I
can’t
hit
the
revert
button
now,
or
ever.
I
can’t
bring
you
back
to
default.”
I
spoke
without
thinking.
The
words
just
gushed
out.
“Excuse
me,
Buddy,
do
you
mean
you
created
us
through
a
computer?”
“Not
that
simple,
Cliff.
I
use
that
analogy
only
to
help
you
understand
the
concept.
But
let’s
say
I
did
use
a
computer.
It
makes
it
easier
for
you
to
comprehend
the
idea
of
locking
out
any
changes
in
the
future.
Got
it,
Cliff?
Comprehend?
Versten
Sie?
Comprendo?”
“I
got
it,
God...er...Buddy.”
“Get
it.
Got
it.
Good!
Ah,
that’s
MY
favorite
line
from
that
Danny
Kaye
movie
about
the
Dragon
with
the
Flagon...ever
see
it?
“Yes,
Sir...it
is
an
old
movie...”
God
laughed.
“Maybe
by
your
standards--not
by
mine.
I
just
started
watching
T.V.
recently.
A
veritable
wasteland
except
for
the
Discovery
and
History
Channels.
They’re
not
bad.
Discovery
gives
a
pretty
good
account
of
MY
creatures
at
their
best
and
worst.”
“So,
are
you
upset
you
locked
out
the
program
to
take
away
our
Free
Will?”
“I
wasn’t
at
first.
It
was
kind
of
fun
watching
people
deny
ME,
argue
about
ME,
honor
ME.
Then,
this
story
came
about
Eve
eating
a
poisoned
Apple,
or
acting
in
defiance
of
MY
order--like
I
was
some
tyrant
waiting
for
humans
to
screw
up.
And
poor
Eve.
She
got
such
a
bad
rap--is
that
how
you
say
it--rap?”
I
nodded.
“Yeah,
Eve
got
a
bad
rap.
Then
I
heard
about
this
mythical
Lucifer
fellow.
The
Devil.
Some
Fallen
Angel
who
tried
to
take
over
control
of
Heaven.
I
found
it
interesting
at
first.
Hell,
I
started
to
believe
it
myself
because
everyone
was
talking
about
it,
making
it
sound
so
real,
writing
stories
about
it,
telling
tales
about
it.
I
got
the
shivers--it
was
like
watching
a
Roger
Corman
movie--lots
of
cheap
B-grade
thrills
and
spills.”
“What
did
you
like
about
it,
Buddy--the
stories--what
made
you
let
it
happen?’
“I
told
you
I
was
bored,
Cliff.
And
this
idea
of
Hell
and
Damnation--.what
a
great
way
to
drive
people
to
believe--to
threaten
them
with
Hell.
So,
in
a
moment
of
unbridled
egotism,
I
created
Lucifer.
I
made
real
this
incredible
myth
you
guys
had
made
up.
And,
I
locked
out
the
change.
Boy,
was
that
a
huge
mistake.
Lucifer
is
a
nasty
guy.
And
I
am
responsible.
I
created
him.
But
,”
he
paused
to
make
sure
I
didn’t
misunderstand...”I
did
it
only
because
I
was
naive.
Even
Creators
make
mistakes.
I
learned
that
from
George
Burns.
I
liked
him
a
lot
in
that
Oh
God
movie
when
George
did
his
thing
about
screwing
up
when
he
created
the
avocado--making
the
pit
too
big.
I
laughed
so
hard
I
created
a
hurricane.”
“So,
Free
Will
and
the
Devil
are
here
to
stay?”
“I
guess
so.
I’ve
tried
many
times
to
change
it
back,
believe
ME.
You
can
only
take
so
much
crap
from
people...God
did
this...It’s
God’s
fault...Why
did
God
forsake
ME?....
I
feel
like
that
little
Flying
Nun
girl
that
finally
got
an
academy
award
and
said:
‘You
like
me...you
really
like
ME...’
What’s
her
name...I
forget...?”
“Sally
Fields...”
“Yeah...that’s
her...cute
little
girl...how’s
she
doing?”
“I
don’t
know,
Sir.
You’re
supposed
to
know.
You’re
Omnipotent.”
I
tensed.
There
was
a
ring
of
irritation
in
my
Voice,
perhaps
from
getting
too
familiar
with
God.
I
braced
and
cowered
just
a
tiny
bit.
“It’s
Buddy,
Cliff.
Let’s
keep
this
personal,
Okay?
Nice
and
personal.
Okay.
Okay.
About
this
Omnipotence
stuff,
let’s
get
the
record
straight.
I’m
a
Creator,
not
a
manager.
People
think
I
should
manage
all
their
acts
and
all
their
reactions
to
them.
They
hold
ME
personally
responsible
for
everything--well,
maybe
not
everyone...but
most
do.
They
forget
I
gave
them
the
tools
to
manage
themselves,
not
a
license
to
blame
Me
for
life’s
pains
and
problems.
You
don’t
have
ants
calling
me
up
when
the
anteater
comes
by
for
lunch,
or
the
mother
gnat
screaming
at
me
when
the
frog’s
tongue
whips
out
and
takes
away
one
of
their
children,
or
the
gorillas
creating
a
new
religion
where
they
can
pray
to
someone
who
they
think
will
listen
to
their
particular
prayers
better
than
I.
“I
created
humans
with
Free
Will
and
the
Right
to
Manage
that
Will.
I
Created
a
very
simple
formula
anyone
can
use
to
manage
Good
over
Bad,
Right
over
Wrong.
I
gave
them
The
One
Percent
Factor,
Cliff.
“What’s
that?”
I
was
relaxing,
inching
toward
the
edge
of
my
chair.
This
was
the
inside
scoop.
An
interview
with
God.
Nobody
had
ever
had
one
I
knew
of...I
was
the
first.
“All
choice
is
about
One
Percent,
Cliff.
To
make
a
choice
you
simply
have
to
believe
One
Percent
more
in
doing
something
than
not
doing
it.
Say,
it’s
believing
in
God.
If
you
Doubt
in
Me
by
Forty-Nine
Percent,
but
believe
in
Me
by
Fifty-One
Percent,
then
you
are
a
Believer.
You
don’t
have
to
have
a
hundred
percent
belief...no
one
does.
No
one
can.
Humans
are
composed
of
the
yin
and
yang,
as
the
Easter
philoSarahs
advocate.
Westerners
call
it
Right
and
Wrong,
a
Plus
or
Minus.
So,
I
have
you
all
One
Percent
more
Good
than
Bad--One
Percent
more
Hope
than
Dismay--One
Percent
more
Faith
than
Fear.
The
idea
was
you’d
recognize
how
easy
it
is
to
manage
yourselves.
But
you’re
a
long
way
from
that
realization,
Cliff,
that
you
can
change
your
lives
by
thinking
and
acting
in
Plus
One
Percent
ways.
A
little
more
Good
than
Bad,
a
little
more
Hope
than
Dismay,
a
little
more
Faith
than
Fear.
Pretty
simple,
wouldn’t
you
say,
Cliff...?
Maybe
too
simple?”
“I
kind
of
understand
it,
Buddy.
But
what
keeps
the
Good
from
being
overpowered
by
the
Bad,
the
Right
from
the
Wrong?
Like
the
Terrorists.
They
weren’t
using
the
Plus
One
Percent
Factor...they
were
using
the
Minus
One
Percent
Factor.”
“That’s
right,
Cliff.
See,
I
knew
I
liked
you
for
some
reason.
I
like
people
who
agree
with
me.”
He
leaned
forward
and
touched
his
fingertips
to
mine.
“The
guiding
control--the
measuring
stick
I
gave
you
with
Free
Will,
Cliff,
was
a
conscience.
I
gave
you
the
ability
to
distinguish
between
Right
and
Wrong.
You’ve
got
to
understand,
Cliff,
if
I
were
to
manage
every
human
being,
you
wouldn’t
grow.
You’d
be
ants
or
bugs
or
birds
or
frogs
or
leaves...following
your
instincts
to
perfection.
If
I
could
manage
humankind,
I
hit
the
default
button
and
return
everyone
to
Paradise
and
eliminate
Lucifer--then,
I
could
get
some
sleep
and
stop
worrying
about
your
guys..”
“Worrying?”
“Look
at
you,
Cliff.
Here
you
are
in
what
you
call
the
Twenty-First
Century,
locked
in
the
midst
of
a
Holy
War
with
Islamic
extremist
Terrorists.
Not
too
many
centuries
ago--your
time
of
course,
not
mine--the
Christians
waged
a
Holy
War
on
what
they
called
the
‘heathen’
world,
claiming
dominion
over
all.
Let’s
not
even
talk
about
Ireland
and
Protestants
and
Catholics.
Now,
I’m
not
picking
on
Christianity
or
Islam,
I’m
just
using
them
as
examples.
I
could
cite
many.
I
am
not
prejudiced.
Okay,
Cliff?”
“Yes...”
I
checked
the
‘Sir’
at
the
door
of
my
lips
and
added,
“Yes,
Buddy.”
“Now,
you
add
to
the
organized
religions
these
cults
that
allege
to
get
their
power
from
divine
sources.
They
like
to
promote
to
others
they
are
inspired
by
ME--that
they
can
kill
in
God’s
name
with
impunity
because
I
sanctioned
it.
Look
at
those
idiots
in
Japan
putting
poisons
in
the
subway
and
claiming
some
righteousness
to
kill
innocent
people.
It’s
all
Lucifer...all
Minus
One
Percent
Thinking,
Cliff...
It’s
so
absurd.
So
irreverent.
But
it
has
been
created
by
religious
confusion.
By
people
claiming
exclusive
righteousness
over
ME--forcing
others
to
accept
their
way
or
be
excluded
from
ME.
That’s
very
insulting.
It
angers
ME
greatly.”
I
felt
the
Heavens
begin
to
shake
as
God’s
forehead
crunched
and
his
thick,
silver-gray
eyebrows
mashed
together.
“Easy,
Buddy.
I’m
fragile.
Easy.”
“Yes...Yes..restraint...so
hard
these
days.
I
was
so
angry
when
the
religions
started
up.
One
after
another,
fighting
to
claim
their
supremacy
over
others,
as
though
the
road
to
Heaven
was
paved
by
the
words
of
their
home-spun
prophets.”
“Are
you
suggesting
that
Jesus
isn’t
your
son?
That
Buddha
isn’t
divine.
That
Mohammed
isn’t
authentic?”
“I’m
not
going
down
that
road,
Cliff.
Simplistically
put,
the
symbols
of
religion
are
simply
godheads...they
are
road
signs
that
point
to
ME.
But
that’s
not
how
they
are
interpreted.
The
extremists
claim
their
godhead
is
God,
not
a
directional
sign.
They
stop
one
level
short
of
ME.
And
that
gripes
my
ass!”
I
cracked
a
timorous
smile.
God
was
pretty
down-to-earth.
I
liked
that.
Maybe,
just
maybe,
he
was
a
real
Buddy
after
all.
But
then
there
was
his
stentoric
Voice.
I
was
sure
at
any
moment
lightening
would
lash
from
the
tip
of
his
tongue,
and
he’d
point
his
finger
at
me
and
all
Hell
would
break
loose
from
its
tip.
I
kept
a
respectful
distance
between
accepting
him
on
equal
grounds.
After
all,
he
was
God.
“So,
God,
what
is
your
take
on
the
current
events.
The
Terrorists,
specifically?”
“I’m
so
angry.
It’s
that
damn
Lucifer
at
work
again.
He’s
stirring
up
the
pot.
He’s
flipped
that
One
Percent
Good
to
Bad
in
those
Terrorists.
He
made
them
think
they
were
righteous
in
killing
innocent
people,
in
striking
fear
in
the
hearts
of
children.
God,
I
hate
that
when
the
children
suffer.
But
I’m
locked
out.”
“I
don’t
mean
this
irreverently,
Buddy,
and
I
hope
you
take
it
only
as
a
question
and
not
an
indictment,
but
if
you
are
God,
All
Powerful,
the
Creator,
then
what
good
are
you
in
these
troubled
times...if
you
can’t
change
anything?
If
you
can’t
make
Good
triumph
over
Evil,
if
you
can’t
perform
miracles?”
God
sat
up
straight,
his
jaw
crunched.
The
Angels
fluttered
nervously.
“Who
said
anything
about
not
performing
miracles!”
God
stood
up
and
took
a
step
toward
me.
I
shoved
myself
back
in
the
chair
as
far
as
I
could
for
protection.
“I’m
sorry,
Sir,
I
didn’t
mean
to
be
offensive.”
“I
may
have
locked
out
my
ability
to
change
things,
but
I
never
gave
up
my
right
to
perform
miracles.
That’s
why
I’m
God.
Is
that
clear?”
“Yes,
Sir!”
The
sweat
rolled
off
my
forehead.
I
felt
my
heart
quicken.
My
breath
came
in
short
gasps.
God
sat
back
down
and
crossed
his
legs
and
smiled.
I
let
out
a
gush
of
air
I
had
been
holding.
“My
lack
of
interference
in
human
strife
is
not
a
sign
of
my
neglect
or
impotence,
Cliff.
I
don’t
need
five-hundred
milligrams
of
Viagra
to
do
my
job.
What
I
did
to
protect
humankind
from
itself
was
to
install
the
One
Percent
Factor
along
with
your
Free
Will.
Right
now,
humankind
is
reaching
for
that
Plus
One
Percent.
You
call
it
Faith,
I
call
it
Justice.
“Humankind’s
existence,
its
ability
to
learn
to
live
in
harmony
with
each
other,
the
safety
of
the
children
and
their
children’s
children
will
depend
on
using
that
One
Percent
of
Faith
as
never
before.
People
will
have
to
stop
blaming
ME
and
taking
more
action
on
their
own.
Religions
will
have
to
stop
shutting
the
door
to
belief
in
ME
except
through
them,
and
embrace
the
idea
of
religion
as
a
path
to
God,
not
a
toll
bridge
they
own.
Those
who
maintain
an
exclusive
grip
on
the
right
to
be
the
True
Religion
will
be
commit
Spiritual
Terrorist...and,
that’s
heresy
in
my
Book.”
God
slammed
down
his
hand
on
a
huge
leather
book
resting
next
to
his
chair.
Thundered
rolled
through
the
Heavens
as
he
did.
“I
have
it
all
recorded
here,
Cliff.
All
the
strife,
all
the
pain,
all
the
falsity
and
travesty
of
trying
to
circumvent
a
direct
connection
between
a
human
being
and
One
God.
It’s
the
most
painful
part
of
MY
life
these
days--to
hear
MY
name
used
as
the
cause
of
people’s
death--or
that
a
human
being
in
need
of
me
is
told
he
or
she
must
subscribe
to
certain
belief
systems,
adhere
to
specific
rules
and
dogma,
just
to
get
my
ear.
That’s
bullcrap!”
God
pounded
the
book
again.
Dust
flew
everywhere.
“Then
you
are
saying
that
the
Terrorists
were
wrong
in
claiming
they
acted
in
your
name--even
if
they
believed
under
their
religion
they
were
acting
in
concert
with
their
beliefs?”
“Of
course.
The
Terrorists
were
just
criminals--but
their
crime
was
against
ME.
They
were
Terrorists
of
the
Soul.
They
twisted
the
One
Percent
Good
to
justify
their
acts.
They
didn’t
think
about
the
children
of
those
they
killed.
They
didn’t
think
about
striking
fear
into
the
hearts
of
families
all
over
the
world.
They
simply
wanted
to
Terrorize
ME.
They
want
to
destroy
the
Faith
people
have
in
ME
to
protect
them.
If
one’s
Faith
in
God’s
Goodness
can
be
destroyed,
even
fractured,
or
whittled
down,
then
Terrorism
wins.
Remember,
Cliff,
Faith
and
Fear
are
separated
by
a
meager
One
Percent.
How
much
Terror
does
it
take
to
destroy
a
Percent
Of
Faith?
How
much?”
His
question
drove
at
me
like
a
fist.
I
hadn’t
thought
about
it
in
such
mathematical
terms,
but
I
could
see
what
He
was
driving
at.
“Not
much?”
I
didn’t
know
the
answer
for
sure.
I
grasped
at
straws
with
the
“not
much.”
“Exactly,
Cliff.
The
little
child
who
is
afraid
of
the
bogeyman
at
night,
who
wakes
up
crying
in
Terror,
needs
only
a
switch
of
a
light
to
bring
Faith
to
Fear.
And
it
works
the
other
way.
You
can
be
walking
down
the
street,
happy,
joyous,
free--full
of
Faith--then
something
happens...it
could
be
anything...a
call
on
the
phone...a
letter...someone
threatening
you...and
that
fragile
One
Percent
of
Faith
crumbles...and
you’re
in
a
pit
of
Fear.
“What’s
the
solution?”
“Vigilance.
You
fight
Fear
with
Faith.
You
keep
looking
for
the
Plus
One
Percent.
You
ask
‘where’s
the
good
in
all
this
bad?’
It
isn’t
easy
to
believe
when
you’re
older...but
it
is
when
you’re
a
child.
That’s
why
we
need
to
focus
on
protecting
children
from
Fear,
Cliff.
That’s
why
Vigilance
of
the
Plus
One
Percent
is
critical
to
building
a
nation
of
people
who
are
One
Percent
more
Faithful
than
Fearful.
That
will
drive
Lucifer
and
his
henchmen
back
to
the
bowels
of
Hell
where
they
belong.”
“So
what
is
the
plan
of
action?
What
should
everyone
do?
“If
people
focus
on
doing
the
right
thing
instead
of
avoiding
the
wrong
thing,
they
never
‘sin,’
as
you
humans
like
to
say.
That
word,
sin,
means
“missing
the
mark.”
It’s
Okay
to
make
mistakes
if
you’re
trying.
There
is
no
perfection.
Look
at
the
avocado?”
God
laughed.
I
relaxed.
“People
don’t
need
some
threat
to
keep
them
on
track.
Religion
has
historically
carried
a
great
club--like
your
Teddy
Roosevelt--’walk
softly
and
carry
a
big
stick.’
If
we
get
away
from
this
Hellfire
and
Damnation
principle
we
can
focus
on
the
Golden
Rule,
rather
than
Lucifer’s
which
is
“Don’t
Do
Unto
Others
That
Which
Will
Put
You
In
Hell!’
The
more
we
worry
about
mistakes,
the
more
we
make
them.
It’s
like
sports.
If
we’re
worrying
about
“being
right
and
being
spiritual,”
we
are
being
defensive...let’s
call
it
Defensive
Spiritualism.
But,
if
we
focus
on
doing
what
is
right,
on
improving
a
little
at
a
time
over
our
flaws
and
defects,
and
we
think
about
how
we
can
help
the
children
have
vigilance
over
their
Fears,
then
we
are
using
Spiritual
Offensive
thinking.
We
are
playing
in
the
Plus
One
Percent
arena,
not
the
negative
one.
Those
Terrorists
had
no
respect
for
the
Children,
Cliff,
or
they
wouldn’t
have
taken
away
their
parents
in
MY
name
or
anyone’s
name.
“So,
are
you
going
to
perform
a
miracle
and
resolve
this
problem?”
“I
am.”
“May
I
ask
what
it
will
be?”
“No.”
“I
thought
I
was
your
Buddy?”
“No.
I’m
your
Buddy.”
I
smiled.
I
understood.
Or,
I
thought
I
did.
Maybe
God
saw
the
ounce
of
Doubt
in
me...that
drop
of
skepticism
I
was
trying
to
hide.
“In
case
you’re
not
totally
convinced
about
the
future’s
outlook,
Cliff,
let
me
have
you
look
back
through
history.
Your
history.
The
history
of
human
beings
with
Free
Will,
who
can
choose
to
go
forward
or
backward.
“When
you
look
back
over
the
history
of
human
kind,
doesn’t
Good
always
overcome
Evil
in
the
long
run?
Don’t
the
Hitler’s
ultimately
come
to
justice?
Aren’t
the
tyrants
deposed?
Hasn’t
humankind
progressed
from
a
primal
state
to
one
of
Great
Hope?
Look
at
the
average
life
span
of
a
human
being,
Cliff?
Just
that
alone
should
tell
you
something?
Look
at
where
you
are
today
in
relation
to
where
the
world
was
not
very
long
ago?
In
Western
Europe
there
hasn’t
been
a
war
raging
for
nearly
fifty
of
your
years.
Yet
before,
strife
and
conflict
existed
almost
daily.
The
same
is
true
throughout
the
world.
“Less
and
less
inhumanity
is
being
delivered
upon
the
innocent
than
ever
before
in
your
history.
If
you
had
television
and
news
cameras
two
hundred
years
ago
recording
all
the
horror
in
the
world,
there
wouldn’t
be
enough
paper
or
airtime
to
print
and
broadcast
it
all.
Only
recently
have
your
television
cameras
been
able
to
show
the
world
the
agony
of
starvation,
the
pain
of
war
and
famine.
“What
has
it
been?
Less
than
fifty
years?
Out
of
millions?
But,
Cliff,
while
you
have
grown
in
the
ability
to
be
more
and
more
compassionate,
the
cockroaches
remain
stable.
Nothing
has
changed
for
the
creatures
without
Fee
Will.
The
monkeys
are
still
monkeys,
not
unlike
they
were
a
few
hundred
years
ago--neither
more
or
less
compassionate.
And
the
birds--the
same.
They
are
locked
out
of
Faith.
You’re
not.
The
power
of
humankind
is
to
have
the
Faith
to
change,
the
Faith
to
stop
violence,
the
Faith
to
thwart
it,
the
Faith
to
learn
unity
as
one.
And,
you’re
getting
there,
Cliff.
If
only
you
could
see
how
far
and
fast
you’ve
come,
you
would
kick
Lucifer’s
butt
out
of
the
galaxy.
But
it
will
take
a
shock
to
the
Belief
Systems
to
bring
that
about.
The
Terrorists
have
done
that.
In
the
horror
of
their
attack,
they
put
all
old
conventions
to
question.
Faith
in
the
future
of
America
and
the
world
is
the
only
weapon
that
will
destroy
Terrorism--for
Terrorism
is
the
product
of
Fear--of
the
Minus
One
Percent
that
Lucifer
tries
to
control.
“When
you’re
in
doubt
about
the
Faith
of
Good
over
Evil,
spin
back
through
history.
See
the
miracle
before
your
eyes.
Evil
never
wins--never...never...never...in
the
long
run.
It
will
only
win
in
the
short-run
if
you
stop
being
vigilant...if
your
circumvent
your
Faith
in
the
future.
Terrorism
wants
you
to
worry
more
about
dying
than
living,
Cliff.
I
assure
you
of
that.
Terrorism
wants
you
to
worry
about
not
going
to
Hell
so
you
can
forget
about
Heaven...and
use
your
energies
Defensively
instead
of
Offensively.
“But
humankind
has
come
so
far,
Cliff.
You’d
be
so
proud
if
you
could
see
what
I
see,
as
far
back
as
I
can
see,
and
as
far
into
the
future
as
I
can
see.
Your
business
is
to
keep
the
Faith,
baby!”
God
laughed,
as
though
he
knew
he
was
getting
too
serious,
too
pedantic.
I
relaxed.
I
saw
what
he
meant.
I
remembered
what
it
was
like
at
Ground
Zero
on
September
11
when
the
buildings
exploded.
I
remember
all
the
people
helping
one
another,
of
all
races,
creeds,
colors,
economic
stations.
I
remember
the
feeling
of
death
and
life,
and
how
we
all
became
one
in
that
moment.
Maybe
that’s
what
God
was
getting
at.
At
that
moment,
there
was
no
separation.
We
were
all
One
With
God.
I
jerked
as
God
started
to
speak.
“The
Terrorism
you
experienced
on
September
11,
Cliff,
was
a
symbol
of
the
need
to
find
One
God
among
the
many.
It
doesn’t
mean
people
have
to
give
up
their
religions.
Religions
are
good
in
many
ways.
But
religion
itself
must
stop
trying
to
be
the
“true
religion”
and
condemn
anyone
who
doesn’t
embrace
it
as
unworthy
of
Heaven.
That
would
make
the
access
to
ME,
God,
limited.
I
am
Omnipotent.
Anyone
can
reach
ME
anytime
by
calling
on
ME.
I
am
there,
always,
forever.
Religions
must
become
less
ferocious
about
demanding
the
acceptance
of
their
rules
as
a
passport
to
my
front
door.
That
doesn’t
work.
It
never
has.
And
I
will
punish
those
who
try
and
put
a
lid
on
my
address
unless
it
goes
through
their
post
office
box.
Just
look
at
Jimmy
Swaggart?”
God
laughed
uproariously.
“Man,
when
he
came
on
the
tube
with
those
phony
tears
of
his
streaming
down
his
face,
I
rolled
over
all
of
Heaven’s
belly
laughing.
Old
Swaggart
was
a
drop
in
the
bucket
of
the
Hell
and
Damnation
crew.
Guys
like
bin
Laden
are
teaching
humankind
a
far
more
dangerous
religious
extremism.
Killing
in
MY
name!
No.
It
won't
work.
It
will
backfire.
It
will
force
Muslims
to
reevaluate
their
religion’s
extremes,
and
ask
if
it
is
right
to
think
that
their
God
supersedes
all
Gods
people
believe
in...and
whether
death
of
the
innocent
is
in
any
form
justified.
"Bin
Laden
is
a
Spiritual
Terrorist.
And
his
own
people
will
be
the
first
to
root
him
out.
Muslims
will
take
another
look
at
ancient
beliefs.
Just
as
the
Catholics
have.
And
the
Protestants.
Religion
is
a
particular
study
of
faith
in
God,
but
is
not
God.
I
am
God.
Religion
cannot
claim
ME
for
itself.
That
falsity
is
falling
by
the
wayside,
but
it
takes
time.
And,
those
trying
to
violate
MY
laws
will
be
punished.
I
assure
you."
God
thumped
his
forefinger
on
the
black
book.
He
smiled
at
me.
And
then
nodded
his
head,
almost
as
though
he
might
be
tired
and
needed
a
nap.
“Did
you
have
any
other
questions,
Cliff?”
“No,”
I
lied.
I
had
millions.
But
I
had
to
go.
I
had
to
think
about
what
I
had
heard.
I
had
to
ask
myself
a
lot
of
questions.
“Will
you
come
back
and
visit
again,
Cliff.
I
liked
talking
at
you.”
“Yes,
Sir.
I
will.”
“Buddy,
Cliff.
Just
let
me
be
your
Buddy.”
“Okay,
Sir...err...Buddy...see
you
around...”
“I’m
always
there
for
you,
Cliff.
Keep
it
simple.
One
God,
not
many.
No
restrictions.
“Okay....”
I
paused....
“Buddy!”
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